If I were you, I'd be too embarrassed to tell anyone
Don't be like this, Aunt. It breaks my heart
Have some water
This won't help things
That grandson of yours was just born to make your life a misery
Well? Are you done talking?
Not yet!
Aunt, you're bawling your eyes out while he's... chomping on bak kwa!
If you're done talking, think about how you're paying back the loan sharks
Don't even think Grandma will help you
You can trash me all you want, and suck up to her,
but it's no use
She's broke!
Aunt...
Why bother?
He's robbed you of all your hard-earned money, and he's laughing about it
Stop it, both of you
All you ever do is cause trouble and turmoil
You'll be the death of me
Grandma, you know the word "turmoil"?
So you did learn something from all those China TV dramas
You'd be the one to talk!
I don't care anymore...
Live any way you want
Owe loan sharks money,
be poor,
beg on the street-
it's your choice
I've had enough
When it's time,
I'll close my eyes for good and see no more
Aunt, don't talk like that. Watch your blood pressure
What are you looking at?
It's not that hard getting hold of money
I'll go right now!
Don't forget my share
Your share? That's none of my business
You took all your grandma's money. You should be ﬂush
I'm going to go make lots of money. Don't think I can't
All you left her was a couple of hundred? Really...
Oh, stop it
He's gone. You can drop the act
How did you know?
Of course I know
Grandma, I know you
ll you couldn't handle a small blow like that,
you wouldn't be a swordswoman
And all that about closing your eyes for good?
Not before you're a hundred, I don't think
The government's going to lose money
What has my living to a hundred have to do with the government?
It has everything to do with the government!
Grandma, you're poor
Who will look after you if not the government?
It'll have to give you a home, pay your medical bills
It's going to lose a ton of money
How could you talk like that? Have you no shame?
You should be looking after me
It's bad enough that you don't
Now you've cheated me. I'm the one losing money!
Wait!
Let me make two things clear
One, you say I don't look after you
That's untrue. There's no evidence for it
It's not that I don't look after you
It's just that you don't need looking after yet
Look at you - you're strong and fit
You don't get breathless yelling at us, and you walk like you're flying
That's all because you're selling vegetables every morning...
and coffee every afternoon,
and being a busybody now and then
If you stayed at home all the time to be looked after,
I guarantee that in three years, you'd need a walking stick,
in five, a wheelchair, and in ten, the show would be over
- Are you cursing me? - No, I'm not
Two, you said I cheated you. That's not true
And it's slander
Out on the streets, it's loyalty that counts
If I took money from an old lady,
I'd be beast, wouldn't I?
Don't give me that rubbish
If you didn't take my money, prove it!
Grandma, it's not time yet
When, then?
Till your uncle has been chopped to bits by the loan sharks?
Grandma...
They're loan sharks, not murderers
They can't afford to get anyone killed
Look, it's fine to help people in distress...
but never pay back a loan shark for someone else
Even if it's your husband, your son, your grandson, don't do it
Or the next minute they'll borrow some more
Never mind $20,000
Even if you had two million, it'd all go down the toilet
So you're doing it all for me?
But of course
If I didn't trick him,
that fortune teller would be right about Uncle -
he'd end up a beggar for sure!
Smooth, aren't they? As smooth as your face
That one's even better. The beads are translucent
- I don't see it - They are, look...
Hey, you're right
It's $500. And you get a baby one free
I'll think about it
Hey, Potty Mouth!
I've been looking for you all morning. Where have you been?
I've got something good for you
Ever heard of...
Rinpoche-blessed...
cosmos beads?
- What beads? - Cosmos beads
Know what the cosmos is?
It's that thing beyond the human, beyond the celestial
You wretched punk! You think I'm stupid?
Of course I know what the cosmos is
The cosmos is...
that thing beyond the human, beyond... the celestial!
- Right? - It's more than that
It's that thing beyond the human, beyond the celestial,
and beyond what is beyond the celestial!
Seeing as we're friends, I'll let you have them for $2,888
$2,888 in exchange for five million. How about that?
How about you go fly a kite?
$2,888 in exchange for five million?
That's a tall story. You think you can lie to me?
I could kill you with my potty mouth!
Don't swear around these cosmos beads
Did I swear? When?
Okay, you didn't. Just listen to me
I'm not desperate
I'm showing you a way to get rich
I know what you can do
I'd be dead if you swore at me 365 days a year
I wouldn't lie to you
Look, you're going to win this week's lottery
So you'd be paying $2,888 for five million dollars!
Is that a guarantee?
If this Rinpoche-blessed cosmos beads were that good,
would you be selling them to me?
Do you think I'm stupid?
Rinpoche? I'll give you a limp and a punch!
I'd lie to everyone in Dakota but I wouldn't dare lie to you
It's not that I don't want them. They're just not meant for me
Once I wear them, I get a headache
It's like Tripitaka's circlet-tightening chant...
that made the Monkey God feel his head was cracking open
Give me your arm. Come on!
Come on...
Well? Does your head hurt?
No - Told you
It means they're meant for you. Tell me how it feels
How it feels? It's supposed to feel special?
Don't give me that crap
Don't lie to me. You tell me what's special
Only you can do that
If you couldn't but I could, what would be the point?
If I couldn't but you could...
Anyway, only you can say
How does it feel?
Does it feel special?
Does it? - A little...
Told you
It does feel special, doesn't it? Keep feeling it while I get this call
Hello? - Ye Xiaoying!
You're not dead yet?
You think because you got some cop to come,
we'll stop coming after you?
L/Sten - pay up or you're dead meat!
Hey, buddy
Do you have to overreact?
You're going to make mincemeat out of me?
It's not that I won't let you have the cosmos beads
They're meant for someone else, not you, so what do you want them for?
You're offering me $6,888?
They're not meant for...
They're not meant for you so why?
$8,888?
Don't waste your time
We'll talk again. Bye
Xiaoying, I feel it, I do!
Told you, didn't I?
It's just $2,888 in exchange for five million dollars
When you win the lottery, I expect a red packet
No problem!
I'll give you $200 as a deposit
- I'll pay you the rest later - No problem
There's my phone again
So many people want that bracelet
It's crazy. I'll just ignore it
Hey... I've got something else to show you
These beads are as smooth as your skin. Feel them!
That stupid Ajussi...
How could he not pick up?
Ajussi, you must be really popular now
You ignored my call?
No, no, it's not that, Youme
I thought it was a loan shark
A loan shark?
You owe a loan shark money?
Of course not!
That fishmonger in the market did, and I helped him out
Forget it. Are you free right now? I need your help
Don't be mad. I'll come right now, okay?
Can I get you a drink?
Black coffee, extra thick
Isn't that Luo Bei?
Yeah, that's him
He was really good
And so handsome
I loved his dramas
I wonder what he's like now
Something like me
A middle-aged guy
What?
Hey, I was handsome too 10 years ago
No, you weren't
Don't ruin the image of my idol, will you?
Yeah...
I read in the papers that his wife filed for divorce
What do you mean? They divorced long ago
I hear...
he was hooked on gambling and owed hundreds of thousands of dollars
Will you stop gossiping? Just watch the show
Look at Granny Cardboard. Look at her!
At her age, she has to g0 out every day to pick up cardboard,
pick up the rubbish people throw away!
She earns her money in cents
All she eats is rice with curry gravy
She won't even spend extra on a piece of potato
She has to get leftover bread crusts from bakeries every day
Have you no heart?
How could you take her money?
You call yourself a man?
You have some nerve, singing for money!
And tomorrow? Are you going to do something worse?
Do what?
Sell your body, what else?
No, Mummy, I wouldn't do anything disgraceful...
And it's not disgraceful to sing for money?
But lots of people say I sing really well
And you're happy? You're going to keep doing it?
If you don't like it, I'll stop
Why wouldn't I like it?
My daughter's amazing
I'd love for you to be a star, a star all the way to Taiwan like Stefanie Sun
Stefanie Sun isn't just famous all the way to Taiwan
She's so famous,
her songs are heard everywhere where there are Chinese
So you want to be like her?
It's just a dream. It's not possible
If you know it's impossible, stop dreaming about it
I don't lose anything by dreaming
Then dream on
Dream of how you're going to be famous and earn big money, okay?
You don't need the money you have
I'll keep it safe for you. Give it to me
- Mummy, Mummy, no! - Give it to me!
It doesn't matter to you anyway
This money is really important to me...
No, it's not!
I was going to give it to Sis...
Why would she want your money?
Sis wants a mobile phone. I want to get her one for her birthday!
So Meiyu told you to sing for money?
No, no!
She did the last time, but this time I wanted to do it
There was a last time?
How many times have you lied to me?
- Bad girl! Bad girl! - Stop, Mum! I was wrong...
Mummy, Mummy, look! Look!
Hey, mister! What are you doing?
Don't do this!
Don't jump!
Don't jump! Don't...
You?
Are you trying to get people hurt?
It wouldn't have mattered if you jumped to your death,
but you'd have caused a car crash, maybe even deaths
Go jump somewhere else. Don't get others killed
Mummy, you shouldn't tell him to go jump elsewhere
Don't listen to my mum...
Don't talk to him!
If a good-for-nothing like him wants to die, let him!
Who's jumping?
Who's jumping to his death?
Weren't you going to?
I dropped my cap. Can't I get it back?
That's dangerous. You could end up like roti prata...
Let him be. Let's go
Youme, I'm here. Where are you?
Ajussi!
Sorry, I...
Why are you hiding?
Be quiet
- You're hiding from a sex maniac? - No, no, no! Not that
I'm tailing someone
Why? Who?
Look... You see him?
See the man in white pants walking out?
Yeah
I want you to walk over and bump into him
- And you're going to say... - "Sorry"?
No! Yell at him
"What's wrong with you? Watch where you're going!
"You looking at me? You want a fight?"
Then grab him here
Then I'll come over and hit you like this!
- Then you run off, okay? - What for?
Don't ask. Just do it
He's leaving, quick!
What's wrong with you?
Watch where you're going
You looking at me?
You want a fight?
You bumped into me
Young people these days... You bumped into me
Apologize!
Come on, then. I'm not afraid of you
Don't walk away...
What are you doing?
No fear, I'll hit him!
Bad guy! Bad guy! Go away!
Or I'll call the police!
Scram!
I'll go...
George, are you okay?
I'm fine
You know me?
I work at J&J
You're one of the lawyers?
No, I'm not
I work part-time there
I'm planning to study law overseas,
so I'm working there and learning the ropes
So you're an intern?
Sort of...
I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Diana
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you too
You're... a very brave girl
Thank you!
I should go
Okay. Bye - Bye
What's wrong?
My leg hurts just a little bit...
- Is it serious? - I don't know...
But don't worry about me. I'm sure you're busy
- Are you really okay? - I'm fine
I'll take you to a hospital
Don't bother
You got hurt helping me
My car's just over there
- Sorry to trouble you - It's no trouble
- Thank you - Watch your step
No way! You hit me for real?
How else would I hit you?
I was just testing you,
to see how you'd react to a sex maniac's attack
Now you know I'll be fast and furious
- Why are you here? - For mahjong, what else?
My eye hurts!
My eyeball's popped out!
Scared you, didn't I?
You'd better check if you peed in your pants
Idiot!
Grandma, I'm home
Zhou Fada...
We've been waiting all day for you!
The king... of gamblers... must take... his time...
Now you're doing slow motion?
Sit down!
Oh, Granny Mahjong...
You're so hip. You know "slow motion"?
You finally remembered me
I had to. We needed a fourth player
So... Have you brought money?
Of course I have
I'm not like you, taking cash but only paying by card
All you do is talk rubbish
- Just shuffle the tiles - Right!
You are Mr...?
I'm Steven
I live in Block 4 across the road. I just moved in
That's why I've never seen you
Lian, where's Auntie Lucy?
She's gone to the TV station. She was talent-scouted
She's appearing in some variety show
I didn't know the TV station was short of talent
After our mahjong session, shall we go look around the station,
see if we'll be scouted?
I'll play the king of gamblers in The Unbeatab/es,
while you, Granny Mahjong, can play A Chinese Ghost Story's...
Black Mountain Demon!
Rascal! You're the demon!
Who will I play?
You?
You could be an extra in a mahjong drama
Surely you don't expect to play the beautiful young ghost?
What about Steven?
Him? Do I even need to say it?
This Mr something or other can obviously play...
perverts, rapists...
That lazy bum has the most vicious tongue
It's so hot. I'll go shower
After your shower,
remember not to leave your underwear in the bathroom
Why?
There are outsiders here
They use only the toilet, not the bathroom
Just do as I say
Hang your underwear in your room
They won't dry in the room
Did something happen?
I lost a bra
Sis, I'm so sorry!
For what?
Mummy found out
Found out what?
That you made your sister sing for money
Sorry.... It just slipped out
So what if she knows? It's not as if you're turning tricks
You can be shameless, but don't make your sister do something so shameless
Shameless? All she's doing is singing
You're such a stick-in-the-mud
The really shameless people...
are parents who can't give their kids a good life
What did you say?
It's true
If you could give us a good life...
Never mind a good life
If we just had a normal life,
would we have to think of ways to make money?
Don't I feed you and give you pocket money?
You do - $30 a week, less than $4.30 a day
Go do a survey, find out how much a bowl of noodles costs these days,
how much a soft drink costs, how much a bus trip costs
You think I don't want to give you more?
If I could, I'd give you $300
But I have to pay the rent, the utility bills and my medical bills
And settle the loans of your wretched father!
I understand. Do you see me complaining?
What was all that you said just now?
I just wanted you to know that reality is cruel
And will you stop taking out your anger on us?
You react to the smallest thing like it's the end of the world
Meimei loves to sing but she can't afford to go to a KTV
When I take her to the food centre to sing,
she gets to build up her confidence and make some money too
Don't give me excuses
Your sister's slow, so you're making use of her
She'll do anything you ask because she trusts you
But you're doing all this for yourself
For myself? What have I done?
Didn't you ask your sister to sing for money so she could get you a phone?
- No, Mummy! I... - Be quiet!
Who asked you to get me a phone?
I have one, don't I?
Don't I?
Didn't you say you didn't have enough money for food?
Where did you get the money for this?
None of your business. It's not your money
Where did you get the money?
I said it's none of your business
Tell me!
Where did you get the money?
Have you done something shameful?
What do you mean?
You mean sleep with men?
Please, I'm not that cheap! I wouldn't do that for a phone!
If I'd done it, I'd be wearing a diamond the size of a rock!
Then tell me honestly - where did you get the money?
Yes, I'm sleeping with men
For $500 an hour
For two hours, I give a discount, $800
It's just enough for a phone
You shameless thing!
- No, Mummy! - I'll kill you!
I'm not Meimei. I won't just let you hit me
Let me go! I'm going to kill her!
Sis only said that because she was angry! Don't hit her!
Let me go! I'll kill her!
Please, could you do something different for a change?
"Say that again! Say that again and I'll slap you!"
"You really hit me! I hate you, I hate you! I'm leaving!"
Mad woman...
You want drama? Get her to play along. I've better things to do
Mummy, I'll play along
Don't hit her
You can hit me. Hit me, okay?
Hurry up
Someone's in a big hurry
You think you'll win going slow?
Fine... White Dragon!
Pony!
What pong?
My hand's still on the tile,
so the tile's not discarded yet
That's Granny Mahjong's rule. Didn't you know?
You want the White Dragon? I won't let you have it
That's what you call "drawing a snake from its cave"
West!
I'm taking a loo break
All right...
Thank you
Xiong, don't you give tuition?
You're looking for another job?
No, it's for Lazy Bum
He's so lazy and shiftless
Granny Swordswoman is getting on. Who's going to look after her?
The job centre had a few job interviews lined up...
but he said he wasn't interested
He turned them down just like that
That lazy bum really has no equal on this earth
Fada really is hopeless
At his age, a man with ability would be married with kids
But Xiong, stay out of his business
You're going to be a lawyer. You should be careful
Careful about what?
I hear lawyers can't afford to stray from the straight and narrow,
or they'll get disbarred
I don't want you to get in trouble trying to help him
What are you talking about, Mum?
Lazy Bum may be a glutton and a bum,
but he's got a good heart
When our neighbours are in trouble, he's always the first to help
I know that
I'm not saying he'd harm you
We just don't know what sort of enemies he might make
You know Fada's been getting into fights since he was a boy
And he hasn't changed
I wouldn't be surprised if he got into serious trouble one day
Listen to me - once you're a lawyer,
stay away from him
Mum...
Lawyers are ordinary people. They're not superior or anything
Besides, I grew up in a poor family
I still live in a public rental flat
Do you expect me to distance myself from my background once I'm a lawyer?
Okay, okay, I can't outtalk a lawyer
Hello, pretty girl
Don't tell anyone, yeah? Bye
Will you stop appearing out of nowhere?
You gave me a fright
What were you doing in there?
Making a call
In the loo?
I was washing my feet too
I stepped on dog poo earlier
See? Now excuse me
- Lazy bum! - Don't! I know you like me but let go...
What did you take?
What? Just the phone
I did ask your grandma for permission
What else did you take?
How's that any of your business?
What?
You stole my undies!
I stole your undies?
You're not just a bum, you're a pervert too!
Sorry, sorry! Are you okay?
Hey!
What was that for? I didn't even hit you
Oh, sorry about that. My reflexes are just too fast
Cut, NG! Give me another one
Xiong!
Don't touch that. You'll regret it. Don't!
What's this?
That's something you need when things get hot and heavy...
Do you really not know or are you pretending?
Those are condoms!
Pervert!
I told you. Don't yell at me
That proves my innocence
And the one who stole your undies...
is the sinister-looking,
shameless you!
You...!
Aunt...
That's my hand
It's not some pig's trotter. Not so hard!
I want it to hurt
Of all people, you had to get involved with loan sharks
I've told you a thousand times it wasn't the loan sharks
Who did this to you, then?
He almost twisted your hand off
You're the one who's going to twist it off!
You're a grown man and you're squealing at a little pain
When I was in Scarlet Butterfly, I was slashed 18 times
And I didn't make a peep
But those swords were just props
They can't hurt you
Those big swords still hurt when they hit you
In that great battle below the stage,
I was one against three!
We fought from below the stage up to the stage itself
Even Lord Guan's blade was broken
That's amazing
That's where your grandson got his spirit
That's what I fear, that he'll be like me when I was young
Could that be a loan shark?
Surely not in broad daylight?
They don't look at the time before going after people
I don't think they're aware of my prowess
What are you doing? Auntie, watch it!
Granny Swordswoman, were you trying to disfigure me?
Oh, it's you
I was practising a lion dance
Yes, yes, very impressive
Is Xiaoying home?
You're here!
Auntie, go practise your lion dance
Right. Have a nice chat
Bye
What do you want?
Don't waste your time. That girl has ambitions. She's not for you
Whatever. Bye...
You didn't call. I thought you'd just left
I wouldn't do that to you
How's your hand? Sit
My hand's fine. Go ahead and hit it
Really? - Harder!
Good. The other one?
Come on
You're very strong!
Of course I am...
I'm a true man
Sorry about that. I didn't know he had a black belt in karate
But you were so convincing
George Pu didn't suspect at all
That's an awful name. George "Pu"?
Don't you know George Pu?
He's the son of a real estate tycoon
Our firm handles all their real estate transactions
Youme, don't tell me you're going to use me as bait to catch him
Come on, you'd be helping me out
When I've caught him, I won't forget you
Youme...
Cinderella stories are outdated
You don't see plots like that in TV dramas anymore
So what? It's a useful story
He asked for my number and said he'd take me to dinner. I win!
No, you don't
Rich playboys are all like that
They'll dump you once they've had their fun
You'd be the loser then
Let's have fun, then. I'm okay with it
What do you mean you're okay?
I'm not an idiot. I'm not expecting him to fall for me
If he gives me what I want, we can have a friendly breakup
Youme, don't be so cheap
So what if I'm cheap?
I don't have paper qualifications or a good background
I don't want to be an office girl all my life
I earn just $2,000 a month. When will I be able to get out of here?
And never mind have a condominium, a car, a husky
Cookies are all I'll get
Forget it. It makes me so mad
Let me massage your hands
- You don't have to... - Come on
Here
I stole their undies?
That's right
Would I have to?
I was once the CEO of three listed companies
I've seen my share of women
You said I looked sinister and shameless?
That I'd be perfect acting a rapist?
Seeing as you're young, I let it pass
Now you're saying to my face that I stole women's undies?
That's hard to swallow!
But I've been through all kinds of crises
Who are you? Why should I even care what you say?
I'm Big Brother!
Mr... something or other
You're really wasting my time
I don't care if you're the CEO of three listed companies or 30
All I'm saying is that you stole undies
What's the rest got to do with it?
Fine
To prove I'm innocent,
I'll let you search me!
Teddy, you've got me in trouble now
The reputation of Dakota Crescent's Kindaichi...
has been ruined by your undies!
Hey, my undies hanging in the bathroom did go missing
Hui...
Did you take them down?
I didn't
My clothes go missing all the time. I can never find them
And it always turns out that you stuffed them somewhere
Mum didn't take my undies. She lost undies herself
That's why I dangled a bait, to catch the pervert!
Granny Mahjong, I just came for a few rounds of mahjong
Is this necessary?
If I'm not welcome, I'll leave!
Steven! Steven!
It's hard enough finding a mahjong partner
Now you've made Steven leave
Are you deliberately trying to keep me from playing mahjong?
Granny.... - Ignore her
Follow me!
What are you doing?
Getting to the bottom of the mystery
What mystery?
Just watch
You pervert!
Hi, Steven!
So you've come for your precious undies?
Dakota's Kindaichi has restored his reputation!
You're holding the evidence!
Pervert!
Does that hurt?
You pervert!
I was about to win that game
But you and your daughter came and stirred things up
And I lost the money I could have won
Steven's not like Auntie Lucy, Lian or Hua
They'll never give you a cent extra if they can help it
Steven was a good partner, but after the way you accused him,
he's not going to be back to play mahjong!
Mum...
I really did lose a bra a couple of days ago
And he was here playing mahjong
And that makes him the culprit?
Apart from Steven, there was Lian and Hua
Why would a man take your bra? He can't wear it
Nonsense...
Steven...
He's not quite proper
Not proper?
It's the way he talks
But men are all like that
He said I could join a beauty pageant for seniors and I'd win
He's just joking. You thought he was serious?
You're a heartless woman
You won't let me play even a few rounds of mahjong
I don't like those never-ending TV dramas
And I don't like tai chi or qigong
What would you have me do? Sit around and wait to die?
I didn't say that, Mum
The doctor said you had a bad back and shouldn't sit down for too long
It'd be better for you if you played less mahjong
If I played less? I won't get to play at all now
Don't quote the doctor
Don't doctors say mahjong is good for the brain?
That it'll keep your mind sharp so you don't get dementia?
You think I don't know?
You just don't want to pay when I lose at mahjong
What?
I'm right, aren't I?
What have you got to say to that?
What's wrong?
Got it!
Why are you throwing them away?
That pervert touched them. I don't want them anymore
What a waste. Let me have them
Are you asking for a kick?
I'm recycling Are you asking for a kick?
I'm recycling
Recycling?
Instead of wasting resources, I could use these as masks
When the haze arrives from Sumatra and the PSI hits new highs,
they'll come in handy
It's everyone's responsibility to protect the Earth
But I have to check if the size is right
Don't you dare!
I'll gouge your eyes out!
Why didn't you say so?
You were always getting As in school...
and you're an A for this too?
A? But I'm...
What?
I'm not falling forthat!
Someone's getting a rush of blood to the head! I have to start chanting!
"I'm going mad, going mad!
"I love Zhou Fada so much, I'm going mad!"
I'm off!
Don't take that!
"I love Zhou Fada so much, I'm going mad!"
I'll kill you!
It's an F! You finally fail!
I can't believe people can be that sly and perverted
He actually threw the undies from the bathroom window first
That guy belongs in a rubbish truck!
Enough about that. Eat your dinner
Granny, stop inviting people like that home for mahjong
What mahjong?
Even if I sent a limo, no one's playing mahjong with me now
You can always play mahjong with a computer, Grandma
I'll get you an old computer,
and you can play mahjong on it all night and all day
You're good to me
So...
You said you were going to university. Have you applied?
I don't even have the money to apply
Hey, tell your wife to give him the money
Grandma, the fees for that university is over $20,000 a year
That's more than Dad earns in a year
Just give me $6,000 for the first instalment
I'll take care of the rest, okay?
Like how?
Kids studying in those private universities are always rich girls from abroad
I'll get to know one of them and...
You're going to be a gigolo? That's pathetic
Or I could get a job
Would you earn enough for school?
Look at your dad
He's been working for over 30 years and his salary's still $2,000 plus
Not everyone's like Dad
He's still a security guard after 30 years
I'm senior security
lt just means you're old. It's almost time to say bye-bye
I mean,
if I were you, I'd have started a security company
You think it's that easy to start a company?
Even if it's not easy, it can't be that complicated
I know this foreigner, and he was getting nowhere in his own country
So he came to Singapore
And in less than two years,
he's got a condominium in Sentosa,
he drives a foreign car,
he's got a beautiful Singaporean woman in his arms,
and he's punching a Singaporean cab driver
A foreigner punched a cab driver?
Yeah. It was in the news
He was drunk and gave the cab driver a bloody head
If I were you, I'd approach him,
and buy over his security company
You're no good at anything,
except talking rubbish
Come on
You need to be a good talker to get ahead
Right, Grandma?
You're right. Your dad's too honest
That's why he'll never succeed
Kang, go and apply for university
I'll pay for it
He's the son of a real estate tycoon...
Hello! And what am I?
You could have at least made me the son of an egg tycoon,
or an instant noodle tycoon, or even a toilet bowl tycoon
But I'm nothing
No, you're not
You're the son of the king of beggars
Where are all the eggs?
One, two, three
You didn't leave a single one for me?
Never mind me - what about Grandma?
She's old. She shouldn't be having too many eggs
They're high in cholesterol
I hear you're old too. Aren't you afraid?
Of what? I have just one meal a day
Just one meal? Look at your ﬂeshy face
You know why it's fleshy?
It's because I drink when I'm hungry and now I've got water retention
As if...
Go away!
Let's tuck in!
I made this for myself, not you
I have to eat to help you settle your debts
You're going to help me?
Then have this
With the loan sharks? Not in a million years!
I'm going to pay Guang back for you
- Give me the $10,000 - What? I only borrowed $4,000
Don't you have to pay Guang interest too?
He's charging more interest than the loan sharks?
Friendship is priceless, okay?
But you took advantage of a friend
You're lucky to get away with $10,000
Eat up. When we're done, we've business to do
Business? Then you can have this. What business?
Something we could get arrested for
Listen...
I may be shameless,
but I don't sell drugs or deal in contraband
You can do it yourself
Hey! You can't back out now
Hey! Let's go!
What's in this? It weighs a ton
Hurry up!
Let me put this here for a bit
Quick, load them in
Hurry up
You help too!
Why are you two sitting in the back? There's room up front
There's someone there
Who? There's just me...
Jeepers creepers...
Get out
Subtitles: Seki, Mediacorp TV